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Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I’ve yet to figure out why
‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us…
I’m looking forward to regretting this
The road to success is always under construction
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Bad Spellers Untie!
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
Don’t lead me to temptation… I can find it by myself
Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can’t remember
Don’t breed them if you can’t feed them
The rich get richer and the poor get children
Conserve water, drink beer
People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do
I don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
Opinions are like assholes… Everyone’s got one, and they stink
Smile, it makes people wonder what you’re up too..
What happens if you get scared half to death… twice?
Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
I’m not suffering from insanity, I’m enjoying every minute of it
Don’t judge a man by his boxers, it’s what’s inside that counts
Buy land, they have quit making it!
I’m not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk.
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
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sensiz lik bir kabus
eet çok güzel ama anlamlarınıda yazsanız süper olcakk…!
artık gecmısı bırakıp unumuze bakmanın zamanı gelmedımı
:::anlamları b!lm!yorum b!lsem güzel veya kötü d!yeb!l!rd!m dew! yan!:::
bu dünya sewerek çekilir ancak
ya iyi yazmışınız da ben hiç bi şey anlamadım bi tek şunu anladım cahillik başa bela yine de çok güzel olmuş
yaaa güzelll ama anlamlarını yazın ben ing kursuna gidiom zzzüpeeerrrr ing wardırrr ama anlamdımmm yaaaaa anlamlarınıda yazınnnn hadi byesssssss