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Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I’ve yet to figure out why

‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us…

I’m looking forward to regretting this

The road to success is always under construction

Those who know do not say, those who say do not know

You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait

Bad Spellers Untie!

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge

Don’t lead me to temptation… I can find it by myself

Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy

Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!

Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can’t remember

Don’t breed them if you can’t feed them

The rich get richer and the poor get children

Conserve water, drink beer

People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do

I don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun

If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most

Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me

Opinions are like assholes… Everyone’s got one, and they stink

Smile, it makes people wonder what you’re up too..

What happens if you get scared half to death… twice?

Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once

Politicians prefer unarmed peasants

Eat healthy, exercise more, still die

I’m not suffering from insanity, I’m enjoying every minute of it

Don’t judge a man by his boxers, it’s what’s inside that counts

Buy land, they have quit making it!

I’m not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings

There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise

The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk.

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question


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    1. yorum:
    orhan  yazmış: 02 Kasım 2008, 17:42

    sensiz lik bir kabus

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    mutsuz kız  yazmış: 06 Kasım 2008, 20:31

    eet çok güzel ama anlamlarınıda yazsanız süper olcakk…!

    3. yorum:
    hakan  yazmış: 11 Kasım 2008, 09:31

    artık gecmısı bırakıp unumuze bakmanın zamanı gelmedımı

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    zümrüt  yazmış: 14 Kasım 2008, 07:33

    :::anlamları b!lm!yorum b!lsem güzel veya kötü d!yeb!l!rd!m dew! yan!:::

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    furkan  yazmış: 14 Kasım 2008, 15:26

    bu dünya sewerek çekilir ancak

    6. yorum:
    seda  yazmış: 24 Kasım 2008, 19:02

    ya iyi yazmışınız da ben hiç bi şey anlamadım bi tek şunu anladım cahillik başa bela yine de çok güzel olmuş

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    zeynep  yazmış: 26 Kasım 2008, 16:21

    yaaa güzelll ama anlamlarını yazın ben ing kursuna gidiom zzzüpeeerrrr ing wardırrr ama anlamdımmm yaaaaa anlamlarınıda yazınnnn hadi byesssssss

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